Rutgers University is offering a class on Beyonce in their Dept of Women's studies. They are also offering a class on Kim Kardashian in their Dept. of Women's Giant Asses studies.
by Ken Burmeister
My Jokes
by Ken Burmeister
by Ken Burmeister
Butts Out!
CVS has promised to quit selling cigarettes soon. They said they're just gonna finish off their last few packs and then they SWEAR they're stopping for good this time.
by Ken Burmeister
Going Ballistic
A proposed bill in Florida would require those buying ammunition to first complete an anger management class. However, if you plan and killing someone & dumping the body you also have to take the waste management class.
by Ken Burmeister
The Nut Jacker
An 80,000 lb delivery of walnuts was stolen from a California company. I really hope that thief remembered to steal a nutcracker also.
by Ken Burmeister
Ketch Me If You Can...
NJ authorities discovered a counterfeit Heinz ketchup operation. An official stated, "We're prepapred to turn any suspects upside down and whack their bottoms until they spill it."
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